He Can Have My Place
The sermon was everlastingly tiresome． Finally the minis ter said：“Having spent an half hour with I saiah， and an half hour with Jeremiah， and an half hour with Ezekiel， we come now to Ho sea—what place shall we assign to Ho sea？”
Then a stranger sleepily arose and said：“I don't k

On a Volunteer Singer
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing．
论自告奋勇的歌唱家
塞缪尔·泰勒·柯勒律治
天鹅在临死之前歌唱——假如某些人 在唱歌之前死去，这不算什么坏事情。

I Lost
IT was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．
“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”
You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come， so we tossed up for it．”
“How nice！And so o

A London Fog
It was a very foggy day in London． The fog was so thick that it was impossible to see more than a foot or so． Buses，cars and taxis were not able to run and were standing by the side of the road． People were trying to find their way about on foot but were losing their way in the fog． Mr

An Answer
Another wrote asking why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her． The editor wrote that if the young man would send in his photograph they likely would be able to tell．
答复
有人来信问道，为什么他吻女友时，她总是闭着眼睛。编辑回信说，如果那年轻人能把他的相片寄去的话，他们大概就能回答了。

Two CrossEyed Men
Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．
“Why the devil don't you look where you are going？”said the first．
“Why the devil don't you go where you are looking？”replied the other．
两个斜眼的人
两个斜眼的人骑马走在宾夕法尼亚大街上，正好撞上了。
一个说：“你怎么不

The Grand Tour
Samuel.Boyce
Quoth his heir to Sir John
“I'd to travel begone，
Like others， the world for to see．”
Quoth Sir John to his heir，
“Prithee， novice，forbear，
For I'd not have the world to see thee．”
教育旅行

Ancestors
Benson was a Boston merchant and very proud of his handwriting and his ancestry． After giving a Jew salesman a norder， he gazed at his signature and said：“Pretty good writing that．Do you know one of my ancestors signed the Declaration of Independence？”
“oh， well，” said the Jew，“you haf not t

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist." "That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house. I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts. Seei

    B: Yes, but I didn't want to lose her.
　　N: But you did, right.
　　B: No, I didn't.
　　N: Yes, u did lost her.
　　B: How did you know that I lost her.
　　N: Well, just intuition.(感觉而已。)
　　【注】要和tuition(学费)区分开。
　　B: Maybe you r right.
　　N: You admit

 
    N: Did you see her parents?
　　B: Yes.
　　N: Oh, really? what did they say?
　　B: They just don't like Shanghai, and they think it was not a good place, too noisy. (他们也不喜欢上海，觉得这不是个好地方，太吵了。)
　　N: But you don't think so.
　　B: No, I also decide to leave here too, j

 
    N: You have established an incredible chemistry(关系).
　　B: Yes, and we were inseparable(不可分开的)since then.
　　N: You or she?
　　B: What?
　　N: Inseparable.
　　B: Both, it was magic from the moment we met online and it was a dream from the moment I saw her in person

    N: Why didn't she try to find a job in Shanghai. (为何她不试着在上海找个工作呢？)
　　B: I asked her the same question, but her parents want her back.
　　N: So there is no way out? (难道就没有别的办法了？)
　　B: I don't know, maybe.
　　N: How did you meet?
　　B: Online?
　　N: Sure.

B: When did you get involved with this? (这是什么时候开始的？)
　　B: Not long, just a year. (时间不