A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical musi

Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the followin

Old Man And Donkey
There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and

　Fat Man and Thin Man
A very thin man met a v

　Thirteen!
A man is walking by an insane asylum and hears all the resi

1、Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter. The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ah

Cultural differences
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 greek men and 1

Remaining as enemies     
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took the aisle seat next to the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was settling in when

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I  am Napoleon!"
　　Another one said, "How do you know?"
　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"
　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
　　Notes:
　　Looney (

英语和汉语一样，都具有丰富多彩的表达方式；从英语笑话中体会英语语言的精华，也是寓教于乐

It is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....
（到了重新评价你和你的电脑的关系时候了当......)
1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and stop to check your email on the way back to   bed.
(你早晨四点醒来去厕所，回卧室时去检查邮件。）
2. You turn off you

    1 Two Birds
　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
　　Teacher: Please tell us.
　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

   
　　Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.
　　 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
　　 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And

    1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
　　GEORGE: Here it is!
　　TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
　　CLASS: George!
　　2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
　　ELLEN: I is...
　　TEACHER: No, Ell