One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
　　一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
　　Two men stood outside and looked at t

The Fourth Element
　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on

  　有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们

I knew I could count on you!
Smith goes to see his boss in t

    B: That's for how long? (有多久了？)
N: About one month ago.
　　B: That's great, because you sound happy.
　　N: I am happy.
　　B: That's good for you, nikky.
　　N: Ye

冲灵剑法 GG and MM's soul sword (GG和MM的灵魂之剑 ，听起来好像很熟悉 )

    B: How is your elbow?(你的肘怎样了？)
　　N: Well, don't talk about something that reminds me of a pain that I've had in my life.
　　B: Ok, just forget it.
　　N: Thank you, brian.
　　B: J.Are you happier, now?
　　B: Excuse me?
　　N: Are you happier now? I mean, your girlfriend

    N: Hi, brian.
　　N: Are you there?
　　B: Sorry, I'm cooking.
　　N: Oh, really? You must be a good cook.
　　B: Well, the meal I cooked the day before was mad (昨天做的菜坏掉了), so I had to do it over.
　　N: Did you finish it?
　　B: Yeah, completed. Sorry to keep you wait

1.
Two Birds
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

（林先生注意到的美籍主管，经常会提出部属表现出色的地方，并且在适当的时候给予赞美，激发他们做得更好。拜吉姆提的点子所赐，工作进展非常顺利。林先生叫住了吉姆。）
Mr.Lin: Jim, your idea really helped us a lot!
吉姆，你的点子真是帮了大忙了。
Jim: Thank you. This program is working really well.
谢谢。这个程序执行很顺利。
（吉姆显得非常高兴，也充满了干劲。）
Mr.LinL: Yes. You are a

She is expecting.
她怀孕了。
（王小姐和吉娜正看在公司圣诞派对时拍摄的照片。）
Jenny: Barb is doing so well. You know she is expecting in May.

　喜欢学英语的小明，不分日夜都在找说英语的机会。
这天，他不小心走路撞到一个外国人，他不好意思的说：「I am sorry.」
「I am sorry,too.」外国人回答。
「I am sorry three.」小明马上回道。
「What are you sorry for？」外国人问。
「I am sorr

某日,一名男子进入电梯,发现已有一名妙龄女子在内.
女子问道:"先生,你够淫荡吗??"
男子大惊!支唔以对"我.....还好吧..."
女子白眼一翻,道:"什么还好?我问你是Going up还是going down呀?"

人之初　性本善　性相近　习相远
Men at their birth,
are naturally good.
Their natures are much the same;
their habits become widely different.
苟不教