108． An Answer
Another wrote asking why his girl always closed her eyes when he kissed her． The editor wrote that if the young man would send in his photograph they likely would be able to tell．
108．答复
有人来信问道，为什么他吻女友时，她总是闭着眼睛。编辑回信说，如果那年轻人能把他的相片寄去的话，他们大概就能回答了。

107．Two CrossEyed Men
Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．
“Why the devil don't you look where you are going？”said the first．
“Why the devil don't you go where you are looking？”replied the other．
107．两个斜眼的人
两个斜眼的人骑马走在宾夕法尼亚大街上，正好撞上了。

106．The Grand Tour
Samuel.Boyce
Quoth his heir to Sir John
“I'd to travel begone，
Like others， the world for to see．”
Quoth Sir John to his heir，
“Prithee， novice，forbear，
For I'd not have the world to see thee．”
106．教育旅行
塞缪尔·玻伊斯

104．A Different Kind Of Audience
Al Smith was governor of New York State． He was a fa mous man． He was born very poor on the East Side of New York City． He had little education． He worked very hard and won great success．
One day， as governor， he was visiting the state

103．Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．
“Before I came out，” said one，“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money． People don't think of money when they're afraid． Wh

102． He Can Have My Place
The sermon was everlastingly tiresome． Finally the minis ter said：“Having spent an half hour with I saiah， and an half hour with Jeremiah， and an half hour with Ezekiel， we come now to Ho sea—what place shall we assign to Ho sea？”
Then a stranger sleepily arose and said：“I don't know who Ho sea

101． On a Volunteer Singer
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Swans sing before they die't were no bad thing Should certain persons die before they sing．
101．论自告奋勇的歌唱家
塞缪尔·泰勒·柯勒律治
天鹅在临死之前歌唱——假如某些人 在唱歌之前死去，这不算什么坏事情。

100．I Lost
IT was at a five o’clock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness．
“So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your brother？”
You see we're very busy in the office and only one of us could come， so we tossed up for it．”
“How nice！And so original， too！ And y

Whose Son Is the greatest
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first prou

Bring me the winner
　　

    The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, Franch, weak, mathematics, fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad

    One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.
"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."
我答应过我的女朋友过生日进送她一条金项链。可是当珠宝商

I Am Acting Like a Lady
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women.
He stood it as long a

One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for hom