A little girl's grandfather had a long beard, but one morning he shaved it off.
When he came down to breakfast, the little girl cried, "Grandpa! Whose head have you got on?".
一个小女孩的爷爷留着很长很长的胡子，但是有天早上他把胡子刮掉了。
当他从楼上下来吃早饭的时候，小女孩惊呼到：“爷爷！你用的谁的脑袋啊？”

During the fight, the boxer swiped the air furiously, but could not hit his opponent.
"How am I doing?" he asked the coach at the end of the round.
"Well, if you keep this up," replied the coach, "he might feel the wind and catch a cold."
在拳击比赛中，一名拳击手只是凶猛地在空气中猛击，却打不到他的对手。
“我打的怎么样？”一个回合结束后他问教练。
“哦，如果你继续这么打的话，我想他能感到有风，从而患感冒。”教

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was the more courteous because, whenever he got up an

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.
Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery

A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this for awhile and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men

One night a hotel caught fire,and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
"Before I came out," said one,"I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the

What does DC stand for?
An American teacher asked one of her pupils, "What's the nation's capital?"
The reply was "Washington DC"
On being asked what the "DC" stood for,

One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig."
"I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me."

Who was the first Man?
A teacher said to her class:
"Who was the first ma

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer, " said an old

One night a hotel caught fire，and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡衣就跑了出来。
Two men stood outside and looked at the fire.
两个人站在外面，看着大火。
"Before I came out," said one," I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
　　Another one said, "How do you know?"
　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"
　　Just then, a voice from anot

"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?"
　　"A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."
　　"你能解释一下高音和低音的区别吗？"
　　"高音就是我父亲责备我的时候，低音就是我父亲对他老板说话的时候。"
　　Notes
　　(1)high-pitched、low-pitched:这里的p

A notoriously absent-minded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter, the other on the pavement.
A pupil meeting him said:

    A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon