she went into an hunted house and came out with an application

    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Son : That's why I s

    "Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school." "That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. What did she say when u told her u are the only child?" "She just said, 'Thank

A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land so they can move to

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
　　女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我很有钱。）
　　男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
　　女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
丹在一个大城市的某个俱乐部当守门人。每天都有数千人经过他的门口

Does the dog know the proverb,　too?
　　　

    A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up

    我觉得先前翻译外国地名时有点儿崇洋媚外，净拣好字儿往上贴，动不动就“美”呀，“英”呀，“德”呀什么的。人有先入之见，要是换上中性词，哪还有这么大的魅力？如果付诸贬义呢，没准儿我们当年就不会一门心思出洋留学了。
　　首先，咱把美国译成“屙麦粒颗”(Ameri-ca

  Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
　　老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
　　Johnny: It's here, sir.
　　约翰尼：先生，在这儿。
　　Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who di

    Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of NewZealand?
　　老师:马修，新西兰的气候怎么样？
　　Matthew: Very cold，sir.
　　马修:先生，那里的天气很冷。
　　Teacher: Wrong.
　　老师:错了。
　　Matthew: But，sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen！
　　马修:可是，先生，从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I'm sixteen.

    Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...
　　老师：迈克，你老是叫你的父亲替你做作业，这次又……
　　Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would not let him do it, but mother was too busy.
　　迈克：对不起，老师，这次作业我本不打算让爸爸替我做，可妈妈实在太忙。(编译：Shirley)