Two CrossEyed Men（两个斜眼的人）

Two cross eyed men were riding down Pennsylvania av enue and ran into one another．

“Why the devil don't you look where you are going？”said the first．

“Why the devil don't you go where you are looking？”replied the other．

两个斜眼的人

两个斜眼的人骑马走在宾夕法尼亚大街上，正好撞上了。

一个说：“你怎么不朝你走的方向看？”

一个答道：“你怎么不朝你看的方向走？”