Who Discovered Australia?
Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.
Johnny: It's there, sir.
Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?
Sammy: Johnny, sir.
谁发现了澳大利亚？
老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。
约翰尼：先生，在这儿。
老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚？
萨默：先

Sharing the Apples
　　Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. "Share them with your sister," she said.
　　So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
"Cor!" said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I’d have given you the large one an

I Caught Every Step
　　Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawle

For the Dog
　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then

To Buy a Video
　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
　　"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
　　"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.
　　"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "

Compliment
　　"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call 　　from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"
　　"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.
　　"I even paid her a compliment when

Englishman
　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of wate

The Fourth Element
　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?
　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...
　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands

How Many Rabbits?
Teacher: Now, Jonathan, if I gave you three rabbits and then the next day I gave you five rabbits, how many rabbits would you have?
Jonathan: Nine, sir.
Teacher: Nine?
Jonathan: I've got one already, sir.
多少只兔子？
老师：好，乔纳森，假如我给你三只兔子，第二天我又给你五只，你一共有多少只兔子

To Go to Heaven
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up ..... what about you, Terry? You haven't got your hand up -- don't you want to go to Heaven?

Half or Five Tenths?
Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths

A little girl from South was seeing snow for the first time. "Oh, Mommy," she cried excitedly, "What is it?"
　　"That's snow, dear," answered her mot

Little Bobby: I've got a stomachache.
　　Aunt Tess:    That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so i

One day a father was teaching his son and said, "The keys to your success are keeping your word and cleverness.  Once you promise somebady a promise, you must carry it out on matter what

thief with a long record was brought before the judge.
Judge: Have you ever stolen things?
Thief: Oh, now and then.
Judge: And where have you stolen these things?
Thief: Oh, here and the