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本期推荐：你等着发工资吧If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money... wait for your salary.
如果你感到孤独，我做你

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　　竞学网英文阅读频道精心推出[疯狂英文背诵爱情加油站]系列！什么是爱情？物理学家说：爱情是两个导体中的电流。神学家说：爱情是小爱神发出的金箭。影评学家说：爱情是铁达尼号上短暂的四天。演艺学家说：爱情是我的心只可容纳一个你。爱情究竟是什么？本期推荐：劳伦斯-斯特恩致L小姐
Lawrence Sterne to Miss L

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　　竞学网英文阅读频道精心推出[英语幽默搞笑短信]！是什么在每天传递着我们的感情？是短信！是什么让每天的生活更美好？是笑声！读一读英语幽默搞笑短信，一定会让你在笑声中轻松学会英语！对了，别忘了把笑声传递给你身边的朋友哦！本期推荐：你的发音很标准
Can u pronounce good English? Re

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　　竞学网英文阅读频道精心推出[疯狂英文背诵爱情加油站]系列！什么是爱情？物理学家说：爱情是两个导体中的电流。神学家说：爱情是小爱神发出的金箭。影评学家说：爱情是铁达尼号上短暂的四天。演艺学家说：爱情是我的心只可容纳一个你。爱情究竟是什么？本期推荐：朱丽叶-德鲁埃致维克多-雨果
Juliette Drouet to Victor Hugo
朱丽叶-

英文
　　Four-year-old Jack loved to eat a small bowl of ice cream after dinner.And he had the habit(习惯)of licking(舔)the bowl after he had finished the ice cream to “make sure he got it all”.
His mother tried to tell him that it was not a good habit.So she said,”you know,when I was your age,my mother to

英文
　　One day,Johnny came home from school looking very sad.His mother asded,”What is wrong?”Out of his pocket(衣袋)Johnny took a note from the teacher that said,”Johnny has been a very naughty(淘气的)boy,please have a talk with him.”
　　“What did you do?”asked mother.
　　“Nothing,”cried Johnny,”except(除了)that the

英文
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so,
中文
老师：约翰，请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的。
约翰：妈妈是这么说的，爸爸是这么说的，你也是这么说的！

英文
　　Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．
　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father．
中文
　　老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。
　　学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了

千方百计学英语：十二生肖寓意趣谈 　　“生肖”是代替十二地支、用来表示人们出生的12种动物，即鼠、牛、虎、兔、龙、蛇、马、羊、猴、鸡、狗、猪。如寅年出生的人属虎，卯年出生的人属兔。“生肖”也就是俗话说的“属相”，是中国人特有的一种表示出生时间的方式，相当于西方的黄道十二星座 （双鱼座、白羊座、金牛座、双子座、

1.Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。
2.Women especially love a bargain.
女人特别喜欢便宜货。

Three Passions I have Lived For
吾之三愿
by Bertrand Russell
Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have bl

      记住千万不要用在正式场合
1) ace: She is an ace dancer.
就是牛X的意思啊。
2) all-nighter: I felt very tired after an all-nighter.
通宵。
3) beemer: That girl is driving a beemer.
BMW,

      71 booze: alcohol
He promised to bring two bottles of booze to the party.
72 call: prediction
The weatherman made a good call about when the storm would come.
73 chintzy: cheap

     
1) NEVER: talk, wear a big hat, smoke or throw things during a movie. That is what a rude dude would do.
2) ALWAYS: Come early because seating is first come, first serve, always be polite, and always know wh

      Every Woman is beautiful.每个女人都美丽。
A little boy asked his mother "Why are you crying?"
一个男孩问他的妈妈：“ 你为什么要哭呢？”
"Because I''m a woman," she told him.
妈妈说：“因为我是女人啊。