The Clever Little Tailor
　　Once upon a time there was a princess who was ever so proud: if any man came to woo her she would set him a riddle, and if he couldn't guess it he was laughed to scorn and sent packing. She also had it made known that whoever did guess the answer to her riddle should marry her, no matter who he might

　　The bear went over the mountain，
　　The bear went over the mountain，
　　The bear went over the mountain，
　　To see what he could see.
　　To see what he could see.
　　To see what he could see.
　　The other side of the mountain，
　　The other side of the mountain，
　　The other side o

　　Five little monkeys swinging from a tree, Teasing Mr. Alligator,“you can't catch me.”
　　（whisper） Along comes Mr. Alligator,（put palms together and slither hands like an alligator）
　　Quiet as can be, and Snapped that monkey right outta that tree.（louder, and clap hands on “snapped”）
　　Repeat with 4,3,2,1 monkeys

　　Once upon a time there lived a king and his daughters. They were all beautiful, but the youngest was the prettiest of them all. Even the sun was astonished by her beauty when it shone in her face.
　　once upon a time 从前
　　astonished adj. 感到吃惊的
　　beauty n. 美貌

    呼呼……时间过得好快啊，一转眼暑假就过完了。A new term is beginning. 你都准备好了吗？
    学习用具可不能少，不然要用的时候找不到该有多着急啊！给大家列个list，看看你有没有准备全哦！
    Pencil box 铅笔盒 所有的笔啊，尺子啊，橡皮啊什么的都要装在这里，以免弄丢哦！
    Pencil case 笔袋 如果你不喜欢用铅笔盒，也可以用笔袋，一样好用。
    Pencil 铅笔

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar， a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.
The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies th

A Wild Guess
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at

To Borrow an Ox
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words.
One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich man.
After the servant gave the

Where It Should Be Plugged
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, " Look, there are two pieces of copper, so it must be plugged in a place where there are two holes. Wh

I，You and she
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said," I, I am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) She, She is your classmate; You,

Three Men in a Boat
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the specta

A Boy with a Big Head
A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."

An ant was drinking at a river. Suddenly he slipped, and fell into the water.
A dove took pity on him. She threw a small branch into the river. The ant seized the bough, and swam back to the shore.
　　A few days later, the ant saw a hunter aiming a gun at the dove. He bit the man in the foot sharply.
　　The man missed the sho

When a lion was asleep, a little mouse began running up and down beside him. This soon wakened the lion. He was very angry, and caught the mouse in his paws.
"Forgive me, please." cried the little mouse.

Long ago and far away, there lived an Emperor. This Emperor was very vain and could think about nothing but his clothes. He had wardrobes and cupboards full of clothes. They filled his spare bedrooms and upstairs corridors of the palace.
　The courtiers were worried that the wardrobes would begin to appear downst