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Friends六人行英文剧本第十季stuffneverseen

[日期:2012-08-09]   [字体: ]
Friends: The Stuff You抳e Never Seen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hosted by: Conan O払rien Transcribed by: Eric Aasen This is a special out-takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff we抳e never seen. Transcriber抯 Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out-takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachel抯, and the current arrangements. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Scene: Central Perk, the cast of Friends along with Conan O払rien are sitting and talking.] Conan: It抯 a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm?The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes there抯 deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought we抎 actually take a look at uh, y択now some of these moments where you guys are梩here are mistakes. You make mistakes. Jennifer: Once and a while. Lisa: From time to time. Conan: For example, I don抰 have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes? Matthew: Our energy just comes way up when there抯 an audience here, and when that happens, something happens between your brain and your mouth sometimes and it just doesn抰, it just doesn抰 work. [Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think it抯 The One With The Joke.] Ross: Uh, oh-oh, umm no you didn抰. I did. Chandler: Oh uh-uh, no-no-no-no-uh-uh. (He starts laughing, causing everyone else to laugh.) [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.] Phoebe: So, we realize that桹h no?(She resets herself) I抦 telling it! I抦 telling it?(She loses it.) [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.] Joey: Ha-ha. Look桟ome on, I don抰 know what to do卭r say. (He laughs.) [Reset] Joey: Ha-ha, very funny. I don抰 know what to do! Y択now? Holy crud! [Reset] Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I don抰 know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.) Courtney: It is one of those days! [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is speaking Italian to Joey抯 grandmother. I抦 spelling phonetically.] Phoebe: 慩cusa seniora, voulez-bere quakay梉Beep]梪ck it! Matt: Wow Pheebs, you-you speak gutter? [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: You still get nervous everybody just before a show? Matthew: Absolutely. Lisa: Everybody. Courtney: It抯 amazing, like all week long we抳e-we抳e been saying the same lines and then the audience is here and we will mess up, and if you mess up once then you抣l get nervous because you抣l梱ou know you抣l probably mess up again. [Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.] The Director: Action! Monica: (holding her hand in front of her face) When you were little you slept through-through the Grand Canyon. The Director: Watch again that hand. Courtney: This抣l be five/ten takes. The Director: Okay. Courtney: Okay. You know it抯 gonna happen. The Director: Once again, and action! Monica: (the hand抯 still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.) Courtney: Oh! Okay! I抦 gonna try it without the coffee cup 慶ause I think it抯 the left hand that抯 messing me up. [Reset] Monica: When you were little you slept through the Grand?Pointing again)桹h fffff? [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.] Monica: Sorry, let抯 go back! 慍ause you抳e got more to say. Lisa: Do I? Absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah, that抯 your fault. I卻ay. (They both laugh.) Lisa: I love you. Courtney: I love you! (They hug.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: But there must be, there must梐re a lot of moments over the years where you抮e just trying to do your job, something goes wrong. [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey is giving Chandler the bracelet from season 2.] Joey: Hey and, this is a little extra something for y択now, always being there for me. (Suddenly there抯 a noise off stage and the camera on Joey swings around.) Matthew: Hey Joey! The camera hit our wall! Matt: What?! [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are living here and Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle when Rachel opens the door causing the door knob to hit his hand.] David: Ahh! Sh?Beep)梚t that hurt! Jennifer: Are you okay? [Reset] [When he hears Jennifer try to open the door he jumps back, and Jennifer is unable to open the door this time.] [Cut the hallway, Rachel is exiting from Monica抯 when the door closes on her skirt.] Chandler: Hey Rach! (She breaks up and goes back into Monica抯.) [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, with the giant entertainment center. Joey is exiting from his room.] Joey: Oh yeah? Then how come I keep?He notices that the marker board they use has been left on the entertainment center and holds up his discovery.) [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it抯 The One With the Fake Monica.] Monica: It was so wild! We told 慹m we were the Gundersons in 16? (Jennifer starts laughing.) Courtney: (laughing) I spit on her! [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one. Lisa: Oh yeah! Jennifer: With Operation. Conan: It was a little game. Yeah, with an electric buzzer. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.] Phoebe: Oh-ooh, and I brought Operation, but umm I lost the umm?(It starts buzzing) It抯 making a noise. [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Lisa: But le Blanc really doesn抰 mess up much. Conan: You don抰 verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up. Matt: I have had some clumsy moments, I guess you can call 慹m. [Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.] [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Lisa: He fell down once! And we re-did it and we went back. And he?laughs)梙e was afraid he was gonna fall down? Conan: You could actually see him trying not to fall down. [Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.] Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didn抰 fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or y択now, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?" [Reset from before, Matt doesn抰 fall or look down.] Joey: Pheebs! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! Check it out! (Hands her one.) Phoebe: Ooh, Soap Opera Digest! (As she抯 saying that Joey is trying to pull out a chair and sit down, only Matthew comes running in from off camera and dives for the same chair.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: Matthew, you have a reputation with the rest of the cast that sometimes you like to, you like to fool around a bit. I mean like if something抯 naturally going wrong you like to get in there and juice it a little bit. True or false? Matthew: I don抰 necessarily like to juice things? Courtney: He said true or false! [Cut to Monica抯 restaurant kitchen, it抯 the episode where Joey is working as a waiter at Monica抯 restaurant. Joey is patting her breast from when she set it on fire.] Joey: Oh! Ooh-ooh! Monica: What are you doing?! Joey: You抮e still a tiny bit on fire there. Monica: Oh geez! Okay! Thanks! (Matthew runs in and starts patting the other breast, then walks away. Matt slowly stops patting her breast.) [Cut to that same kitchen, only this is The One With The Proposal, Richard is telling Monica something.] Richard: It was GREat seeing you the other night. Monica: Well, it was good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that? Richard: Noo! I came down here to tell you something else. I came here to tell you I still love you. (Suddenly the door flies open and in walks Chandler!!) Chandler: What the fu?beep)梒k are you doing?! [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey? Jennifer: That damn monkey. Conan: That damn monkey. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One Where The Monkey Gets Away, Rachel is watching a soap opera with Marcel.] Rachel: Okay. Okay, see now the one with the feather boa? That抯 Dr. Francis. She used to be a man. Oh look! There?Marcel (Katie) jumps away)桹kay. (And runs behind her on the back of the couch for a little while.) Jennifer: Katie. Geez! See Katie, come here桲atie! (Katie spills some popcorn.) Katie, come here Katie. (She obeys and sits where she抯 supposed to.) Very good. [Reset, they抮e about to start the scene when Katie suddenly jumps up startling Jennifer.] [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Jennifer: Lisa抯 laugh though匱here抯桰t抯 so infectious. It抯 one of those things卝ust forget about it. Once it starts, it抯 all gone. [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, it抯 actually Joey and Rachel抯. Phoebe is trying to convince Rachel to switch with her and live with Monica as Joey looks on.] Rachel: No y択now, I don抰 want to switch! Come on! I can throw wet paper towels here! Phoebe: Well at Monica抯 you can eat?Suddenly cracks up.) Lisa: Okay, shh yeah. 慍ause it抯 not silly. The Director: Here we go. Jennifer: Okay. The Director: And卆ction! Rachel: No-no Ph-Ph-Ph-Ph?(She starts laughing.) [Reset] Jennifer: (to Lisa) Ready? Lisa: Yeah. (They all start laughing.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: And then it just builds on itself and there抯 no doing the scene after. I mean you probably wait and really get it together and do it. David: For me, I have a hard time with le Blanc in particular. When-when桰 mean when? Conan: (to Matt) You bastard. Matt: Yeah, what did I do? David: 匢 keep a straight face he-he delivers like this look, a reaction to you, or a certain take, I-I桰 mean I find it so funny. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Ross is eating breakfast with Joey and Monica. Joey is walking towards Ross.] Joey: Mornin? Ross: Mornin? (Joey hugs Ross抯 neck and has a look of complete contentment on his face which, after a short while, causes David and Matt to start laughing.) [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.] Joey: I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor can抰 even say, "Hmm, noodle soup?" (David smiles.) Matt: That抯 a good one? (They both laugh.) David: Now, we should go back and take the other line. Matt: Okay, I抣l just put a little more booze on there. (Pours some more on.) Ross: I think, subconsciously? Joey: (cracking up) Nope, you lost me. [Reset, Joey is about to pour more booze on.] David: No! Come on! [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the bride抯 maid test.] Joey: Okay, the next situation is for Rachel. The wedding is about to start, you walk into the back room and you find Monica taking a nap with Ross. (Ross lies on the floor.) I抣l be Monica. Go! (He jumps down and cuddles up with Ross.) Ross: (jumping up) No! No! No! (David and Matt just lose it then.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: We抣l be right back with more Friends, less me. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney and Matthew are getting ready to do a scene where Monica抯 sick.] Courtney: I抦 doing my brother. Matthew: That抯単ross. Commercial Break [Conan and the cast in Central Perk.] Conan: You uh, you抳e worked with桾hey always say a performer should never work with pets or children. Jennifer: Aww, the kids. [Cut to Carol and Susan抯 apartment, from next week抯 episode Rachel is talking to Ben.] The Director: Action. Rachel: Okay. Now梂hat is my first line? Ben: (prompting her) What did we agree? Jennifer: Okay? [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] David: The good thing about the young kids though, they抮e completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story? Jennifer: Oh little Ben. David: Where the story was that I was anticipating that I would be around to hear my son抯 first words spoken. But the scene was about that he wasn抰 supposed to be able to speak and, uh for some reason when we started doing the show? [Cut to Central Perk, Ross is taking Ben to visit Rachel who抯 working there.] Ross: Hi! We抮e visiting! Rachel: Yay! Ross: It抯 Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Y択now, you might as well say it because I told your? Ben: Da匘a. [Reset] Ross: Can you say Da-Da? See, I抦 gonna tell your mommies you said it anyway, so you might as well try? Ben: Da匘a. Ross: Huh? Ben: Da匘a. David: Yeah, he抯 saying Da-Da. [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Matt: And then sometimes during the show y択now but you抮e like, the scene抯 going one way but you抮e just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monica抯 baking cookies in our old apartment? Jennifer: She抯 trying to intrigue us to hang out with her. Matt: Yeah, she抯 trying to waft the smell across the hall to get us to come hang out in her new place, and we抮e sitting there eating pizza and I think it was you (Points to Lisa) that said? [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the scene described above.] Phoebe: What do I smell? [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Matt: I think I was supposed to say, "I don抰 know," and go over and open the door. And I went? [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.] Phoebe: What do I smell? Joey: (Pause) Sorry. (Raises his hand in shame.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Matt: (everyone laughs) And then it was like four takes later before we could get through it with a straight face. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, same scene.] Phoebe: What do I smell? (Pause.) David: Le Blanc. [Reset] Phoebe: What do I smell? Joey: I don抰 know, but it smells good. (He gets up and heads for the door only to stop short and start laughing.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: But audiences梇ou have a live studio audience and they must love that. They must love it when they see you guys playing. [Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.] Chandler: What are you guys doing? (Ross and Joey both reach down and pull up their pants.) Ross: Nothing. Joey: Nothin? [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: So that you will intentionally do something that梩hey抣l-they抣l intentionally screw it up? Courtney: Yeah! David: Yeah! [Cut to Monica and Ross leaving Joey and Chandler抯 hotel room in London. As they exit Joey and Chandler enter from the bathroom with both of their pants down around their ankles.] Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? What抯 the matter? (They both bounce back into the bathroom.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: (to Courtney) You-you抳e worn a fat suit on the show. And, a lot of people love you in the fat suit. Do you like wearing the fat suit? Is it fun? [Cut to Central Perk, Fat Monica and Rachel are on the couch.] Courtney: I抦 melting! [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Courtney: They made me dance, in the fat suit. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Courtney is dancing in the fat suit and after shaking her groove thing sits down in exhaustion.] [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes there抯 just a word that someone has to say that you抣l get hung up on. And it抣l just梩he way you say the word is funny to everybody else. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, is the one where Rachel screwed up the desert and Ross and Joey are trying to enjoy it.] Ross: That tastes like feet! (David puts his napkin up to his mouth and starts laughing at his own line. Matt notices him after a while and starts laughing as well.) Matt: It tastes like (mimicking him in a high-pitched voice) feet! David: Okay, we抮e good. The Director: Action! Ross: That tastes like feet! (Matt starts laughing.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Matt: Sometimes the dialogue itself is just so funny and you抣l梬e抣l be rehearsing during the week and you just梬hatever-whatever the joke is; it抯 so funny we can抰 get through it in rehearsal and just? Jennifer: You just know. Matt: You-you mentally make a flag on it and you say, "Okay show night, I抦 just桰抣l never be able to get through this." [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Sick Monica is trying to entice Chandler to have sex with her.] Monica: Are you saying that you don抰 want to get with this? Chandler: You see, I don抰 say?Starts laughing.) [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, it抯 the one with the fake chocolate. Monica has baked some cookies and Phoebe is trying them.] Phoebe: (spitting the cookie out onto a napkin) Oh, sweet Je?Beep)梥us! Oh! Monica, these are the (laughing) cookies they serve in hell! [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the gang is watching Joey抯 debut on Days.] Chandler: (noticing the woman on the screen) Whoa! She抯 purty! Joey: Oh yeah, and she抯 really nice too! She taught me about y択now, how to work with the cameras and smell-the-fart acting. Monica: Joey? Rachel: I抦 sorry? Ross: Excuse me, what? (Matt turns back and looks at them, but instead of his next line he starts laughing.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: When you have to do physical business for a scene, I mean there must be; there must be a lot of funny moments when you have to physically do a task as part of a scene. David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a stair梐 very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably匢-I think it was the hardest I抳e-I抳e laughed in my life period. [Cut to the scene described above.] Ross: Pivot! (They pivot) Pivot! (They pivot) Okay, pivot! Piv-at! (He starts laughing.) [Reset] Ross: Pivot! Piv-at! Piv-at!! Chandler: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!! (David is laughing.) David: Pivat!! (In a high pitched voice) Pivat!!! Commercial Break [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: You抳e done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now you抣l be thinking about? Matthew: It is when we抮e able to crack each other up. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cleaning the apartment for Monica and is frustrated with things not lining up.] Chandler: Monica抯 gotta have the phone in the right place and?Frantic babbling.) Ross: (To Chandler) All right! All right! All right! (To Joey) We are fixing it. (Matt starts laughing.) David: He抯 gone. He抯? (Matt mimics Chandler.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] David: We enjoy watching each other. And I settle for watching each other抯 performance, and we like each other. [Cut to Ross抯 second wedding reception, Joey has just told him the band is ready with Rachel looking on.] Ross: Oh the band抯 ready! And well桰-I梬e gotta do what the band says, right? I don抰 care about the stinkin?band!! (Jennifer starts laughing.) [Cut back to the cast and Conan.] Conan: Okay Friends gang, thanks for doing it. David: Well thank you so much. Jennifer: Thank you Conan! Matthew: Well thank you for coming here, it抯 good to see you. [Cut to Central Perk, Phoebe at the mike.] Phoebe: Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye.) Ending Credits [Cut to Monica抯 work kitchen, she抯 on fire again and Joey is putting her out.] Monica: Oh what are doing?! Joey: You抮e still a tiny bit on fire there! Monica: I think you got it! Courtney: I抦 sorry, I messed up. Matt: I抣l do it again and again if you want. [Cut to Monica and Chandler's, the bad dessert Ross is quickly eating the mound on his plate.] Ross: No-no! I抣l-I抣l?(He takes too much and some falls out of his mouth, which starts him laughing.) David: That is too much! (Matt grabs his plate and takes some of what抯 on Ross抯 plate.) [We close with a bunch of scenes where they screw up and make weird noises. It finishes with.] Matthew: Let me start that again. End
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