都是“瞎子”惹的祸

Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes, the women locked the door, stripped naked and painted in nude. After about an hour they heard a knock at the door.

"Who is it?" asked one of the women.
"Blind man," came the reply."

Seeing no harm in letting a blind man in, they opened the door.
"Wow, what knockouts!" the man said with surprise. "Now, where do you want there blinds?"

(注：blind adj.盲的；瞎的 n.卷式窗帘)