趣味：家庭作业

英文
　　Teacher: I＇m able to read one of the compositions you did for homework, but you wrote the other one very poorly．
　　Student: Yes, sir——my mother is a much better writer than my father． 

中文
　　老师：我只能读通你的一篇作文，另一篇实在是糟透了。
　　学生：是的，先生——我妈妈的文采要比我爸爸的好多了